I Thought I wanted a Segway, until I saw this, now I want one of these instead
bear with me fellow flambore junkies, i am going to give this front page thing a whirl, I know I am going to make alot of mistakes , but in time hopefully I'll learn from them?! for example as of right now i can't get an image to take you to the link, but there should be a URL for you to click.
who knows how long this'll last? prolly till the next bill is due? but we'll all live and learn.
Honda U3-X




/thanks to: winkenstein

Do you happen to know how many square miles that is? I'm afraid of what may happen to this small island.

Ya know, I always thought about stuff like this. The cop sits in a location to startle people into slowing down. Would this guy have wiped out if the cop wasn't there? Either way, he was going too fast, but ya gotta wonder. I see that on the other side of ramps and overpasses a lot. Then you see people slam on their brakes where a cool 70 wouldn't be hurting anyone. But this was a wicked turn. I'm so torn. :)

Anyway, hey- you ok? Then here's your ticket.

Gotta love the comments from the news reporters. Real smart to call ahead tho, sometimes those waiting lines can be annoying.

While I was in the hospital, there were like 10 channels I could get. TLC, Discovery and National Geographic were among them. I don't remember which one it was, but one of them had this series called "Life". It was amazing. Kinda reminds me of this. Sad reality is probably half of those little babies will be sucked into the filter, but then again, if it were real life, probably only 10% of them would survive. Anyway, the video is amazing. If I'm not mistaken, it's the father than actually gives birth to the babies, not the mother. Notice how he went right back to her for some more afternoon delight right after finishing giving birth?

Wonder what that was all about. It was at a Starbucks, so maybe she overloaded on caffine- like a quadruple moca-chino-frapto-latte-overload or something. Anyway, if I were her, I wouldn't expect to be allowed on that plane after this.

How stupid do you have to be to white out part of a document you know the other guy has in order to try and scam the people's court? And what happened to Judge Whopner? Wasn't he the People's Court judge? Anyway, this is just hillarious.

Ok, this is supposed to look like she solved a Rubik's cube while reciting Pi to 100 digits and balancing a stack of books on her head. Dunno about the books- maybe styrofoam or something, but Pi- pretty obvious she was reading off a screen, and as for the Rubik's cube- it was already solved. She made a simple pattern, then put it back to the original state. Sad that I know this, but I'm one of those cube geeks who can solve it in seconds.

You won't find anyone like this in my house. If they're like this too long, my wife takes care of that problem. :) That's not being disrespectful to her, she hates overly perky people.

This new drug is the answer.